Bedtime for Ninny
Mr. Mike from Venice, CA asks:
"What are Ninny's like in bed? Are they beyond sex due to their over developed intellect? Or is it quite the opposite?"
Such a personal question Mr Mike! But Ninny promises answers, and answers you shall have. There are advantages and faults to having come into existence fully formed. The advantage in this case being that certain skills were built into my consciousness. Conversely, the draw back is I never had the joy of learning these skills.
However, to answer your question more directly, Mr. Mike, the bed life of Ninny isn't an either/or scenario. For better or worse, the carnal cravings of humaniy are inherrent to any human existence, and though my creation may be a bit unusual, I'm still human, and thusly subject to said desires. Yes many things can be said of Ninny, but purile is not one of them. That is, unless lawn ornaments, black sheets, and obscene amounts of Silly Putty make for purity, in which case, the driven snow am I.
In regards to overly developed intellect leading to an existence void of sexual desire, I have found the opposite to be the case. Not that a humble Ninny such as myself can claim such intellect, but for those that I know who do have these mental abilities(and there are quite a few people I know with vast, awe-inspiring, intellect) sex is still a fundamental, indeed crucial, part of their existence. Those with mental capacities beyond recognition still have the same basic carnal needs as you and I. In fact their mental agility often leads to phenomenal sexually creative endeavors I dare not speak of (but will think of at great length later).
In terms of how I am in bed (I mention this specifically, as sexual encounters do not happen exclusively within the confines of a sheeted sleeping platform) this Ninny has been known to: snore some, talk (or rather mumble), scream, kick, hit, cry, masturbate, and cross stitch (the latter being the most impressive as I, when conscious, have never performed the act). I also have watched movies, read books, written papers, drawn pictures, and performed death-defying feats involving bicycles, warthogs, and vats of hydrosulfuric acid, all in my lovely, currently black sheeted, bed. None of these things necessarily predict how I will behave in my bed tonight, or any other night. Nor does it predict how I will behave in any one else's bed. This simply is what Ninny has been "like in bed" heretofore. if anything ground breaking should occur while I'm in a bed in the future I'll be sure to share it with you once it has happened.
"What are Ninny's like in bed? Are they beyond sex due to their over developed intellect? Or is it quite the opposite?"
Such a personal question Mr Mike! But Ninny promises answers, and answers you shall have. There are advantages and faults to having come into existence fully formed. The advantage in this case being that certain skills were built into my consciousness. Conversely, the draw back is I never had the joy of learning these skills.
However, to answer your question more directly, Mr. Mike, the bed life of Ninny isn't an either/or scenario. For better or worse, the carnal cravings of humaniy are inherrent to any human existence, and though my creation may be a bit unusual, I'm still human, and thusly subject to said desires. Yes many things can be said of Ninny, but purile is not one of them. That is, unless lawn ornaments, black sheets, and obscene amounts of Silly Putty make for purity, in which case, the driven snow am I.
In regards to overly developed intellect leading to an existence void of sexual desire, I have found the opposite to be the case. Not that a humble Ninny such as myself can claim such intellect, but for those that I know who do have these mental abilities(and there are quite a few people I know with vast, awe-inspiring, intellect) sex is still a fundamental, indeed crucial, part of their existence. Those with mental capacities beyond recognition still have the same basic carnal needs as you and I. In fact their mental agility often leads to phenomenal sexually creative endeavors I dare not speak of (but will think of at great length later).
In terms of how I am in bed (I mention this specifically, as sexual encounters do not happen exclusively within the confines of a sheeted sleeping platform) this Ninny has been known to: snore some, talk (or rather mumble), scream, kick, hit, cry, masturbate, and cross stitch (the latter being the most impressive as I, when conscious, have never performed the act). I also have watched movies, read books, written papers, drawn pictures, and performed death-defying feats involving bicycles, warthogs, and vats of hydrosulfuric acid, all in my lovely, currently black sheeted, bed. None of these things necessarily predict how I will behave in my bed tonight, or any other night. Nor does it predict how I will behave in any one else's bed. This simply is what Ninny has been "like in bed" heretofore. if anything ground breaking should occur while I'm in a bed in the future I'll be sure to share it with you once it has happened.
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