Age and memory

Mr. Danger(space)Kitty, from Los Angeles asks:

"Why are they always so young?" & "How have I forgotten all my login names and passwords?"

Wow! Two questions! Well, Mr. (Space)Kitty, in regards to your inquery regarding youth and it's ubiquitous nature, the answer simply put is: they're not. The problem you're having is with perspective. According to the US Census Bureau's Estimates, in 2005 the population over the age of 45 was roughly 37% of the overall population, that leaves 63% under the age of 45. Now, that is a great number of people. So the vast majority of the population is young. But not everyone. Perhaps one should consider their place in this . Are you under the age of 45? WELL ARE YOU?!? If the answer is yes, then you qualify as being one of those whom you refer to as "always so young." I digress, I suspect your true concern is that most people you come into contact with seem to be younger than you? If that's the true concern, I would think that you should be flattered that they seem so. Youth, though so often referenced by appearance in our society, is really something one deciphers based on the behavior of the person in question, specifically their maturity. Because you have been reading this blog you exhibit superior intellect, which leads me to surmise that you are of the class that judges a person not solely on his or her appearance but on the manner in which they communicate with you. If this is, in fact, the case, then you must also realize that the reason these "they" always seem so young, is because you're mental faculties are vasty superior to theirs. It is a heavy burden to bear, that of genius, but take heart in the fact that you can realize you bear it. If one can understand a thing, one can take action against it. I suggest, in order to deal with this ubiquitous youth problem, drinking more. You see, the more alcohol one consumes the dumber one gets. In your case, I think four cases of beer, or three large bottles of Vodka should do the trick. I would stay away from Gin though, I know from personal experience it only makes you smarter and more pretentious.

In regards to your second question, you are forgetting your logins and passwords because you are not drinking enough Gin. Should you need assistance in rectifying this problem, please contact me personally and I will guide you in the methods to consuming more of this magic elixer.